Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.
Cuddle friendly theater! It opens only twice a day during the weekends from 12PM-3PM and 9PM-12AM. The sheets are changed each time after a movie is finished.
Where is this? Must..go..now..
“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.”
- cook me food
- listen to me talk
- talk to me till I fall asleep on you
- take a nap with me
- cuddle
- let me hit you
- let me kiss you
- hug me
- let me win, even if I lost
- be assholes to each other
- be corny and stupid
- go on adventures
